I know it's been done
to compare myself to a Middle One
but if you gave me a chance
I'd write the River Song

and I know those things I said in Bristol were awful
but if you'd let me I'd be yr Young Explorer

sometimes I'm dreaming of Norwich
sometimes I'm dreaming of Manchester
but I hear they're pretty cold this time of year

sometimes when stuck in suburbia
it leaves me wanting 'You Always Were'
there's nowhere else I'd rather be than here

I know I'm flawed
I can't really sing and my drumming's pretty poor
but every now and then we could tickle yr feet

tour

and I know nine dates seemed a lot to start with
but now we're on the road
I could do this forever after

I know I don't look like a superstar
no Jeff Lewis, Michal or Nan Turner
but they don't know the lyrics to 'Things Grow There'

I might lack the work ethic of Adam Green
but at least I haven't got a fucking hareem
and I hear Macauley Culkin's going to hell

I know you only like guys who are nervous
but Grace yr clearly all over Eve
but she can't set you free

I know yr songs are already super
but don't forget yr Ace Bushy Striptease drummer
don't. forget. me.

there's more parts per middle ones
there's more parts per me